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Anyone seeing Air in Portland next Tuesday? I know I am!
Current Music:
Mer du Japon (Air)
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The dad of one of the kids in my dorm invented the vibrator.
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!
Opening Credits: Doggy (Animal Collective)
Waking Up: Shaman's Blues (The Doors)
First Day At School: Manson Twins (Pajo)
Falling In Love: Jungle Drums (Artie Shaw)
Losing Virginity: C'mon (Junior Senior)
Fight Song: Practice What You Preach (Barry White)
Breaking Up: Rollin' High (The Avalanches)
Prom: Blue Skies (Willie Nelson)
Life: Wow (Jackie-O-Motherfucker)
Mental Breakdown: The Land of Doesn't Have to Be (Donovan)
Driving: Carey (Joni Mitchell)
Flashback: Morris Brown (Outkast)
Getting Back Together: Casiotone For The Painfully Alone in a Green Cotton Sweater (CFTPA)
Wedding: Trilogy: a) The Wonder (Sonic Youth)
Birth of Child: Sexy Boy (Air) haha
Final Battle: Jesus, I/Mary Star of the Sea (Zwan)
Death Scene: Feel Good Lost (Broken Social Scene)
Funeral Song: Readymade (Beck)
End Credits: I Have Been Floated (The Olivia Tremor Control)
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At The Evergreen State College, where I'm going, there's this guy named SK. Here's the lowdown.

1) He is a mentally ill African man in his 20s
2) He claims he is the prince of Kenya, and the future president
3) He has tried to establish himself as an illegal immigrant in order to be deported to Kenya
4) Rumor has it, if you leave the door to your dorm unlocked, SK will come in and ask for drugs
5) He often rants in hallways

Example: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4vIwvokQ-Hg

Current Mood:
Lunchables
Current Music:
The Flaming Lips
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Hey y'all-

I got a new phone the other day. 541.225.7171
Hit me up and maybe we can make some madness happen.

Current Music:
james brown, mothafucka
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Monday: 12-3
Tuesday:12-5
Thursday: 12-5

Hell yes.

Current Music:
Idlewild
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SNAKES ON CRACK!!!!!!!
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I got my dorm room assignment.
I get a single. Yessssss.
Current Music:
joni mitchell
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Don't see The Da Vinci Code; it blows.
Current Music:
Four Tet
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-was a competetive swimmer
-survived the sinking of a cruise ship
-hates the term "new age"
-prefers "contemporary instrumental"
-has perfect pitch
Current Music:
farbe
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I wonder who writes the jokes on popsicle sticks, and what his/her salary is.
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I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday, and since then, I've been making some pretty wacky music on the opiates they've given me.

Check out the MySpace page for my band Farbe: www.myspace.com/farben

Friend me!

Current Location:
Armchair
Current Mood:
Creative/Opiates
Current Music:
Faust
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woo, i'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow.
Current Music:
velvet underground
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Everyone:

Download Daft Punk's performance at Coachella.
It's basically an hour-long musical orgasm.

Current Location:
here
Current Mood:
dough co.
Current Music:
television rules the nation
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I'm in Paris, woo!
Current Location:
some snooty internet cafe next to a large dog
Current Mood:
european
Current Music:
daft punk, of course
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Last night I saw lots of people whom I will never see again.
Crazy.

And I capped the whole night off by watching the sun rise.

Ok, on with my life.

Current Music:
Boards of Canada
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The other day, I saw a huge Ford SUV driving around with a bumper sticker that said "I'M CHANGING THE CLIMATE"
Current Mood:
wheeeeeeeeee
Current Music:
love- forever changes
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Sonic Youth is touring with Pearl Jam.

The former is way too good for this.

Current Music:
flaming lips- @ war with the mystics
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Acceptances:
The Evergreen State College
Eugene Lang College
Southern Oregon University

Wait list:
Lewis & Clark College

Rejections:
Sarah Lawrence College
Vassar College

Woo.

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